imthejesusofsuburbia:

the reason high school is so difficult is because ned never made a guide for anything past 8th grade

thealbinoweave:

do you ever have so much to do that you just decide to take a nap

jonbutter:

“we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”

decemberxism:

i just saw a gif saying “cut cake not wrists” and i literally dont think i have ever seen or read anything as stupid as that in my entire time of living

peevesies:

i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life

daisyfairy:

has anyone seen cobra starship in a while i think they died

nigerian:

[singing in shower] [simon cowell appears] “its a no from me”